College Life Ki Masti – Part 1

By | December 14, 2018
College Life Ki Masti – Part 1

College Life Ki Masti – Part 1

                  College Life Ki Masti – Part 2

Hello dosto, mere pados ki ek ladki hai jiska naam hai Anjana . Wo aksar humare ghar roj aati rehti hai aur wo meri mummy ki achhi dost ban chuki hai.

Wo mujhse 4 saal badi hai. Isliye mere ghar wale mujhe kayi baar mujhe keh chuke hai ke main usse Anjana didi kahu lekin main nhi kehta. Isliye mere ghar walo ne mujhe ye kehna hi band kiya.

Chalo main aapko Anjana ke baare me batata hu. Wo ek middle class family se hai. Uski age 22 hogi. Uski height 5.2″ hai. Dikhne me itni hot hai ke dosto usse aaj tak kam se kam 50 rishte aa chuke hai shaadi ke liye.

Lekin usne mana kiya ke usse itni jaldi shadi nhi krni. Dikhne me kafi khubsurat hai, attractive hai. Humare mohalle ke saare ladke uske pichhe pad gaye hai lekin wo kisi ko bhav nhi deti.

Dosto hum dono hum dono ek hi college me the. Main us waqt 11th me tha aur wo 3rd year me thi. Pehle to college chhutne ke baad humare gali ke ladke college ke bahar jaan bujke khade rehte the taaki Anjana unse lift maange. Lekin wo lift maangna to dur unko dekhti bhi nhi thi.

Phir jab maine 11th ko uske college me admission liya tab meri mummy ne kaha ke beta tu bike pe college ko akela hi jaata hai to saath me Anjana ko bhi lekar jaa na. Usse bhi help mil jayegi aur tumhe bhi company mil jayegi. To maine kaha thik hai.

Uske baad Anjana mere ghar aayi subah aur meri bike pe baith gayi air hum dono college ke liye nikale. Wo humesha college jaate waqt jeans top pehenti thi. To jab hum dono college campus me aaye tab saare ladke meri taraf dekhne lage tab mujhe nhi pta tha ke aisa kyu dekh rahe hai.

Phir maine bike park ki aur Anjana aur main college ke andar aaye. Phir Anjana ka department alag tha isliye wo mujhe bye keh ke chali gayi. Aur hum dono ko saath me bike pe aate hue mere ek dost ne dekha jiska naam Vikash tha.

Usne aate hi mujhse puchha ke bhai tu bike pe iss pataka ko kaise lekar aaya?

Aaanil: kya? Kya bol raha hai be? Kuch samajh me aaye aisa bol na.

Vikash: are Aaanil main Anjana ki baat kr raha hu. Are yr jiske pichhe pura college pada hai wo teri bike pe college kaise aayi? Kya jaadu kiya tune?

Aaanil: are Vikash koi jadu nhk hai. Wo mere pados me hi to rehti hai. Aur humare ghar aksar aati rehti hai isliye hum dono achhe dost hai.
Vikash: sacchi? Yaar teri to nikal padi jo itni kamal ki maal teri bike le baith kr roj college aayegi.

Aaanil: kuch bhi mat bol yaar main uske bare me aisa nhi sochta hu.

Vikash: are to ab kya muhurat nikalu teri iss soch ke liye? Abe jaa na jake maja kar.

Aaanil: Vikash dekh yaar faltu bakwas na kr mujhe ye bilkul pasand nhi hai. Yaar main usse bachpan se jaanta hu..

Vikash: thik hai to tu mat kr lekin meri usse setting kr de. Yaar wo jannat hai.

Aaanil: are o jannat ke raja, jara jameen pe aao. Aur Anjana ke topic ko chhod ke kuch dusra bolo. Jab se aaya hu bas Anjana Anjana Anjana kr rahe ho.

Vikash: bhai tu nhi samjhega… Wo to ek princess hai aur….

Aaanil: ab tu topic change krta hai yaa main yahan se jaau?

Vikash: thik hai krta hu close. Ek baat bata bhai tu kab girlfriend banayega?

Aaanil: tu phir chalu ho gaya?

Vikash: yaar tu aaj mujhe jawaab chahiye. Humare friends circle ke sab relationship me hai aur tu ek hi aisa kamina hak jo ladkiyo se dur bhagta hai.

Aaanil: akash!! Bas hua na yaar ab kitna pakayega? Dekh ye teri pak pak sun sun ke mere kaan bhi laal ho gaye.

Vikash: abe saale tere bhale ke liye bol raha hu. Ek min. Saale tu gay to nhi hai naa.

Aaanil: ruk tere maa ki to. (maine shoes nikaala aur usse phek ke maara)

Vikash: saale kitni jor se maara be!! Gay nhi to kya samjhu tujhe agar single hi rahega to.

Dosto main aapko batadu ke main mobile lover hu. Isliye main mob ki language me kabhi kbhi answer deta hu jo sirf mere karibi log hi samjhte hai.

Phir maine Vikash ki baag ko reply kiya..

Aaanil: dekh yaar mujhe aisi ladki pasand hai jisse dekh ke dimag ka processor kam krna band kre, wo itni cute honi chahiye ke usse dekhte hi mera mind hang hona chayiye, uska nature aisa hona chahiye jisse main uski taraf attract ho jau, uski aawaj aisi honi chahiye jisse sunke aisa lage ke main usse earphone laga le har waqt sunta rahu..

Vikash: he bhagwan mere iss pagal dost ke liye koi dhund ke bhej diyo iske paas… Pata nhi kahan se milegi aisi ladki jisme itne features ho.

Aaanil: are waa. Vikash tu to meri language me baat krne laga.

Vikash: kya kre ab? Saale ye teri sangat ka asar hai.

Aaanil: hahahaha.

Vikash: saale ab daant mat bahar nikal. Chal class ka time ho gaya hai.

Aaanil: haa haa chal jaldi.. Tere iss lecture ne late kr diya.

Phir hum class me gaye aur lecture start hua… 1st lecture biology ka tha. Aur 10 min. Baad class me ek ladki ki entry hui.

Nayi ladki: may I come in mam?

Mam: yes.

Nayi ladki: mam main college me nayi hu aur aaj mera 1st day hai.

Mam: okk.. Tumhara naam kya hai?

Nayi ladki: mera naam Anu hai.

Jaise hi maine uski taraf dekha main to bs kho gaya!!! Aur usse dekhta hi raha.

Vikash: are Aaanil ye dekh na kya ladki hai yaar college shuru ho ke 1 mahina ho gaya aur ye madam ab aa rahi hai pata nhi ye ladkiyan ghar par baith ke kya karti hai.

(maine uski baat ka reply nhi diya isliye Vikash ne meri taraf dekha.

Main uss nayi ladki Anu ki taraf hi dekh raha tha. Wo mujhe dekhte hi pasand aa gayi thi. Wo dikhne me bahut khubsurat aur cute thi. Maine usme kho gaya tha..

(Anu mam ke saath kuch baatein kr rahi thi us waqt)

Uska wo baat krne ka tarika, uski wo chhoti si aankhe jo bluish colour li thi, uska wo dressing style. Usne aate hi class ke pure ladko ko apni taraf attract kr liya tha. Aur unme se ek main bhi tha.

Vikash: (mujhe thoda hilate hue) are o mere mobile ke deewane kaha kho gaye bhai? Kabse kuch puchh raha hu tujhse aur tu hai ke kaha kho gaya pta nhi.

Aaanil: sorry yaar!!

Phir Vikash ne mujhe notice kiya aur mujhe kaha…

Vikash: nil, mujhe lagta hai Anu ko dekh kr tera dimag ke processor ne kam krna band kiya hai, uski cuteness dekh kr tujhe hang kr diya hai, aur uski awaj sunn ke tere kaan bhi switch off mode pe aa chuke hai…. Hai naa? Sacchi bata..

Aaanil: (muskura ke) haa yaar kuch aisa hi hua hai.

Ab Anu apni jagah pe jaake baith chuki hai.

Vikash: haaye bhagwan ne meri sun li. Jay ho!! Ek kaam krte hai class khatam hote hi usse jaake milte hai aur tera usse intro krwate hai.

Aaanil: nhi yaar, agar aise kiya to usse lagega ke main uske pichhe pada hu. Intro apne aap ho jayega.

Vikash: thik hai bhai jaise teri ichha.

Phir hum uss din college khatam hua. Main Vikash aur Sumer (mera aur ek bestie) college ke bahar aaye aur meri bike ke paas jaa kr ruk gaye. Tabhi Anu humare saamne se gujari aur main usse pyaar se dekhta raha.

Sumer: are Vikash ye Aaanil ko kya hua hai kahan kho gaya ye?

Tabhi Vikash ne usse sab kuch bataya aur bhi bahut khush tha mere liye.

Sumer: congrats nil. Chlo ab hum sab ghar ke liye nikalte hai.

Aaanil: nhi yaar tum log jaao mujhe thoda rukna pad skta hai.

Sumer: kyu? Kuch kaam hai kya?

Vikash: are Sumer wo apne college ka pataka hai naa wo Aaanil ke saath aaj se bike pe college aane jaane lagi hai.

Sumer: kya? Apni neha??

Vikash: are haan yaar!!

Sumer: maa kasam kyaa kismat hai re teri. Jab kuch nhi tha to sab thanda hi tha aur ab Anjana tere saath bike pe aa rahi hai aur tujhe abhi Anu se pyaar bhi ho gaya. Bhai teri to life ban gayii, ek saath dono maal mil gayii.

Aaanil: nhi yaar satish. Anu ko aise kuch naa bol wo bahut pyaari hai.

Vikash: Sumer jra dekh to isse abhi se Anu ke pichhe pagal hai pata nahi jab wo iski gf banegi tab kya hungama krega ye…

Tabhi Anjana wahan par aa gayi aur usne Vikash aur Sumer ko hii kaha aur mujhe kaha..

Anjana: to kya baatein chal rahi hai nil? Itni maifil kyu jam gayi hai.

Aaanil: are Anjana kuch nhi bs aise hi, chalo hum nikalte hai.

Aur fir Anjana meri bike pe baithi. Maine unn dono ko bye kaha aur hum dono wahan se nikal rahe the to college ke kuch Anjana ke deewane mujh pe jealous ho rahe the.

Sumer: yaar main kya kehta hu ke hum dono mil ke Aaanil ki Anu se setting krwate hai jisse wo khush ho jaaye.

Vikash: haa yaar kal kuch krte hai, lekin yaar ye Aaanil ko jra samjha na tu ke uss hot Anjana ke saath jra maje kr.. Aisi hot ladki phir nhi milegi.

Sumer: Vikash mujhe lagta hai ke Anjana khud Aaanil me interested hai.

Vikash: wo tujhe kaise pata chala?

Sumer: are maine Anjana ko bahut baar notice kiya hai wo Aaanil ki taraf bahut baar dekhti rehti hai wo Aaanil se thoda jyada chipki hui rehti hai.. Abhi ki baat le na tu Anjana ne bike pe baithne ke baad Aaanil ko kaise kas ke pakad rakha tha.

Vikash: haa yaar teri baat to sahi hai.

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